Frontal Lobe Prosencephalon, Cerebrum 28300 Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 283FL Occupied Volume 397.782 cm3 (out of 1260 cm3) Period of Synthetic Growth 17 August 2031 – 3 December 2032 Amount $9,820,000,000 No other brain part can execute its functions like the frontal lobe of our Synthetic Growth Units Model No. 283FL. SGU-283FL’s frontal lobe comes programmed with the basic essentials. With it your android can carry out the following functions: Paying attention Remembering things Making good decisions Planning and organizing events Learning rules of social behavior But that’s not all! Here at Woo’s Institute of Technology (WIT) in conjunction with Woo’s Anatomical Real Estate (WARE), we pack each Synthetic Growth Unit’s frontal lobe with a free motor cortex! This free bundle will allow your android to initiate voluntary movements! Model No. 283FL also presents your prospective android with additional benefits as it has had the luxury of being treated with regular injections of a highly-concentrated glucose-protein concoction during its weeklong embryonic stage. Hence, an additional groundbreaking feature unique just to the frontal lobe of our Model No. 283FL is its perk to intentionally forget! Now don’t be shy and seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Equip your very android with the prestigious frontal lobe of our Unit 283FL and show it off to your jealous coworkers! Remember, 16 months of synthetic growth under constant supervision is not child’s play, so make it worthwhile for us to go through such pains!

Frontal Lobe

Prosencephalon, Cerebrum 28300

Synthetic Growth Unit Model No. 283FL

Occupied Volume

397.782 cm3 (out of 1260 cm3)

Period of Synthetic Growth

17 August 2031 – 3 December 2032

Amount

$9,820,000,000

No other brain part can execute its functions like the frontal lobe of our Synthetic Growth Units Model No. 283FL. SGU-283FL’s frontal lobe comes programmed with the basic essentials. With it your android can carry out the following functions:

-Paying attention
-Remembering things
-Making good decisions
-Planning and organizing events
-Learning rules of social behavior

But that’s not all! Here at Woo’s Institute of Technology (WIT) in conjunction with Woo’s Anatomical Real Estate (WARE), we pack each Synthetic Growth Unit’s frontal lobe with a free motor cortex! This free bundle will allow your android to initiate voluntary movements!

Model No. 283FL also presents your prospective android with additional benefits as it has had the luxury of being treated with regular injections of a highly-concentrated glucose-protein concoction during its weeklong embryonic stage. Hence, an additional groundbreaking feature unique just to the frontal lobe of our Model No. 283FL is its perk to intentionally forget!

Now don’t be shy and seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Equip your very android with the prestigious frontal lobe of our Unit 283FL and show it off to your jealous coworkers! Remember, 16 months of synthetic growth under constant supervision is not child’s play, so make it worthwhile for us to go through such pains!